7 posts tagged “humor”
The Bonkers Institute for Nearly Genuine Research.
This is just too fucking funny to pass up. The site's motto is to work towards "advancing in the general direction of bona fide science since last Tuesday." Some of the fascinating, heavily-researched articles include Addictive Properties of Shiitake Sesame Vinaigrette, Science made Simple: Shopper's Guide to Mental Disorders (brought to you by the makers of Abilify, Adderall, Celexa, Concerta, Cymbalta, Daytrana, Depakote, Effexor, etc.). Oh, and let's not forget the all important Therapeutic Efficacy of Cash in the Treatment of Anxiety and Depressive
Disorders, featuring a case study of how winning the lottery cured the patient's depression. The guy behind the site has a serious beef with pharmaceutical profiteering. Party on, dude!
I love my children
whether or not they are
honor students
This just showed up in my In Box this evening. Supposedly it won an award in Europe. Funny, and very appropriate.
Several hours of distracted, ADD-induced meandering around the Internets led me to a laugh-out-loud funny short story by Roz Warren. She's published stories in Utne Reader and describes herself as a "hapily divorced" former attorney who is now a suburban librarian. Please read The Year's Best Short Story. You won't regret it. Guaranteed or your wasted time will be refunded.
Before you say anything, the scotch is mine. Wife has been very good and not had a sip of alcohol since she started taking the injections. Which means it's mine, all mine, I say!
Also, I thought this picture of me wearing my belated Chanukah gift was too cute to pass up.